“When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?” Continue reading Jax Says the Darndest Things
“Doctor, I’ve tried everything. Cardio, freezing it off, Botox, dieting. I just can’t get rid of this back fat!” He kneaded it between his fingers as it she was pizza, then moved his hands to below her chest, his fingers feeling her under-boob rolls. Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Five
Naturally, she married her best friend Francois and they spent 25 years living together happily, jetting off to the South of France, shopping til they dropped on Melrose, and sometimes even doing each other’s hair. Who said having a gay husband was a bad thing? Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Four
Jayden, Ashley, Brittany, Jax, and Judah, bowed their heads as Jax thanked the Lord for all their blessings, as he had everyday for the past 20 years. Christianity and Loving God was a really big part of both of their brands. Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Three
Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules was like mediocre sex. It lasted too long, and although there were a few exciting parts, I left feeling dull, unsatisfied, and a bit sore. Continue reading 7 Reasons Why Season 7 Sucked
After Lala called her a Bambi-eyed bitch, she got a jacket with Bambi on it, sporting it at Coachella. It’s sort of like how the gay community took back the word queer, except completely inconsequential. Continue reading Is Raquel Leviss a Secret Genius?
Like a social worker in the home of an abused child, the more I look into Katie and Tom’s sex life, the more disturbed I become. Continue reading Katie is a Femdom: A Working Theory