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Jax Says the Darndest Things
Posted on July 22, 2019

Jax Says the Darndest Things

“When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?” Continue reading Jax Says the Darndest Things

20 Years Later: Part Five
Posted on July 14, 2019July 14, 2019

20 Years Later: Part Five

“Doctor, I’ve tried everything. Cardio, freezing it off, Botox, dieting. I just can’t get rid of this back fat!” He kneaded it between his fingers as it she was pizza, then moved his hands to below her chest, his fingers feeling her under-boob rolls.  Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Five

20 Years Later: Part Four
Posted on July 8, 2019July 14, 2019

20 Years Later: Part Four

Naturally, she married her best friend Francois and they spent 25 years living together happily, jetting off to the South of France, shopping til they dropped on Melrose, and sometimes even doing each other’s hair. Who said having a gay husband was a bad thing? Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Four

20 Years Later: Part Three
Posted on June 23, 2019July 8, 2019

20 Years Later: Part Three

Jayden, Ashley, Brittany, Jax, and Judah, bowed their heads as Jax thanked the Lord for all their blessings, as he had everyday for the past 20 years. Christianity and Loving God was a really big part of both of their brands. Continue reading 20 Years Later: Part Three

7 Reasons Why Season 7 Sucked
Posted on June 1, 2019

7 Reasons Why Season 7 Sucked

Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules was like mediocre sex. It lasted too long, and although there were a few exciting parts, I left feeling dull, unsatisfied, and a bit sore.  Continue reading 7 Reasons Why Season 7 Sucked

Is Raquel Leviss a Secret Genius?
Posted on May 5, 2019

Is Raquel Leviss a Secret Genius?

After Lala called her a Bambi-eyed bitch, she got a jacket with Bambi on it, sporting it at Coachella. It’s sort of like how the gay community took back the word queer, except completely inconsequential.  Continue reading Is Raquel Leviss a Secret Genius?

Katie is a Femdom: A Working Theory
Posted on April 14, 2019April 14, 2019

Katie is a Femdom: A Working Theory

Like a social worker in the home of an abused child, the more I look into Katie and Tom’s sex life, the more disturbed I become. Continue reading Katie is a Femdom: A Working Theory

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