“When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?” Continue reading Jax Says the Darndest Things
Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules was like mediocre sex. It lasted too long, and although there were a few exciting parts, I left feeling dull, unsatisfied, and a bit sore. Continue reading 7 Reasons Why Season 7 Sucked
After Lala called her a Bambi-eyed bitch, she got a jacket with Bambi on it, sporting it at Coachella. It’s sort of like how the gay community took back the word queer, except completely inconsequential. Continue reading Is Raquel Leviss a Secret Genius?
Like a social worker in the home of an abused child, the more I look into Katie and Tom’s sex life, the more disturbed I become. Continue reading Katie is a Femdom: A Working Theory
If your friends can’t play Vanderpump Rules Guess Who with you, are they really your friends? Continue reading The Best Vanderpump Rules Merch
To some, she’s just another blonde bitch screaming about the fact that it’s her birthday, but to others, she’s queen. I am one of the others. Continue reading Why I Relate to Stassi Schroeder: A Personal Essay
Music-lovers, unite: after a five-year hiatus, Scheana Shay has finally given us a new single in the form of “Better Without You,” a song that she claims is about both her ex-husband Mike Shay and her ex-boyfriend Rob Valletta. It’s kind of like a two for one deal on Old Navy flip flops, and just as flimsy. Continue reading I Don’t Need a Man to Validate my Life: Scheana Shay’s New Song
James Kennedy is many things; a self-proclaimed “white Kanye,” a DJ of the event formerly known as See You Next Tuesday, a father to his toy Goldendoodle Graham, a loving partner to the dead-eyed Raquel Leviss. But above everything, James Kennedy is a comedic genius. Continue reading James Kennedy is a Comedic Genius
Does Jax have herpes? Where do you get your clothes? Are the goat balls at SUR really that good?
Continue reading What I Need from Stassi Schroeder’s New Book
I have heard this woman, this serial entrepreneur, this leader in the LGBTQ community (she claims), this mother of two refer to her dogs as “sex monsters” in public on multiple occasions. Continue reading Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Keep Calling Animals Sexy?