To some, she’s just another blonde bitch screaming about the fact that it’s her birthday, but to others, she’s queen. I am one of the others. Continue reading Why I Relate to Stassi Schroeder: A Personal Essay
Music-lovers, unite: after a five-year hiatus, Scheana Shay has finally given us a new single in the form of “Better Without You,” a song that she claims is about both her ex-husband Mike Shay and her ex-boyfriend Rob Valletta. It’s kind of like a two for one deal on Old Navy flip flops, and just as flimsy. Continue reading I Don’t Need a Man to Validate my Life: Scheana Shay’s New Song
James Kennedy is many things; a self-proclaimed “white Kanye,” a DJ of the event formerly known as See You Next Tuesday, a father to his toy Goldendoodle Graham, a loving partner to the dead-eyed Raquel Leviss. But above everything, James Kennedy is a comedic genius. Continue reading James Kennedy is a Comedic Genius
Does Jax have herpes? Where do you get your clothes? Are the goat balls at SUR really that good?
Continue reading What I Need from Stassi Schroeder’s New Book
I have heard this woman, this serial entrepreneur, this leader in the LGBTQ community (she claims), this mother of two refer to her dogs as “sex monsters” in public on multiple occasions. Continue reading Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Keep Calling Animals Sexy?
She is obsessed with pink in the same way a stereotypical little girl is obsessed with pink. I can see her stomping about in a tutu, demanding that she go to preschool like this. If Lisa Vanderpump’s style was a board game, it would be Pretty Pretty Princess. Continue reading I’m Sick of Pretending that Lisa Vanderpump Has Great Style
Resident sociopath Jax Taylor is six feet tall, which surprises me because he has crazy, short man Tom Cruise energy, especially when he’s on coke. Continue reading The Heights of Everyone on Vanderpump Rules
Vanderpump Rules is a show about cis, straight white people. It is also one of the gayest shows on television. Continue reading The Gayest Things to Happen on Vanderpump Rules
From Kristen’s vegetarian blog to Jax’s sweater line, the cast is always trying to maximize their profits from their somewhat extended 15 minutes of fame, and I’m here for it. Continue reading The Failed Businesses of Vanderpump Rules