I have heard this woman, this serial entrepreneur, this leader in the LGBTQ community (she claims), this mother of two refer to her dogs as “sex monsters” in public on multiple occasions. Continue reading Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Keep Calling Animals Sexy?
She is obsessed with pink in the same way a stereotypical little girl is obsessed with pink. I can see her stomping about in a tutu, demanding that she go to preschool like this. If Lisa Vanderpump’s style was a board game, it would be Pretty Pretty Princess. Continue reading I’m Sick of Pretending that Lisa Vanderpump Has Great Style
Resident sociopath Jax Taylor is six feet tall, which surprises me because he has crazy, short man Tom Cruise energy, especially when he’s on coke. Continue reading The Heights of Everyone on Vanderpump Rules
Vanderpump Rules is a show about cis, straight white people. It is also one of the gayest shows on television. Continue reading The Gayest Things to Happen on Vanderpump Rules
From Kristen’s vegetarian blog to Jax’s sweater line, the cast is always trying to maximize their profits from their somewhat extended 15 minutes of fame, and I’m here for it. Continue reading The Failed Businesses of Vanderpump Rules